i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
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It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
It's blow job season.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
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He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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