Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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