Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
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