I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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