You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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