apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
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I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I just want nice things and good sex
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
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