on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
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