last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
That's how pantless uber rides happen
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