You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
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