She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
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where are you?
Hypothermia
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
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I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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