So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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