can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
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