she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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