i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
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Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
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It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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