So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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