The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
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Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
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If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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