They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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