I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
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I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
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I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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