dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
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More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
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Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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