he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
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I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
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I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
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If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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