It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
