Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
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I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
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Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
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