Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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