We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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