it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
Shame - the story of my life.
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