whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Randomize