I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
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If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
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GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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