I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
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Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
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Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
A bitchslap is in order.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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