Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
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I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
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I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
He did a backflip because drugs
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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