If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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