I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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