I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
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We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
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I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
you made out with another girl for some wings
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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