he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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