Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
and eventually we just all took our pants off
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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