Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
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We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
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dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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