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hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
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I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
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BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
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