Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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