I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
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