I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
kristin has been a bad kristin
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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