i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Randomize
