did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
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I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
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In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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