Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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