Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
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If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
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I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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