Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
Randomize
