I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.