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Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
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I cut my penus on the lid.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
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I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.