That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
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yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe isn't a time...
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
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As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.