Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.