There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening