Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.