You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
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I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
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Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
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