I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
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