He kissed a someone with a penis
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
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Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
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WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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