yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
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Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
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It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?