I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
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aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
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The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law