Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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