I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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