It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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