Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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