I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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